TELL US WHY YOU'RE CLOSED

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

klefable:

"this reminded me of you" is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited

shaxaphone:

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

realmofthesenses:

Heidi Klum in Donna Karan @ 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards

realmofthesenses:

Heidi Klum in Donna Karan @ 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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adonutwithamapleglaze:

Anyone that likes musicals is immediately at least 10 times as attractive to me

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe