things i wish i could say irl:
- ???????? ???? ? ???
- u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
- that one cover of “What Makes You Beautiful” done entirely in laughs
white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face
me: bitch what u say to me
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
today sucked but at least pasta still exists
"overly angry 1950’s pianist"
When your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end.
George Orwell: 1984 Original corrected manuscript - completed December 1948
What You’d Think the Graceland Demographic Is: Middle aged men/people who like crime shows.
What it Actually Is: Girls from the Broadway fandom who cry at every single thing Aaron Tveit does.
John having hair trouble before boarding the plane for Australia, 1964