This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
: entertaining myself with silence, my dog, and fart noises. !
Making musical references around your non-theatre friends….
And family members in general
I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job